notprocrastinating:

omg i love u

i love u more

notprocrastinating:

omg i love u

i love u more

If I’m ever talking to you and you feel I’m coming off as condescending because of the way I speak/type I promise you I’m not I just have a very large vocabulary

Anonymous asked: Whats your opinion on it? Would you date a girl that does?

I don’t give a shit if other people smoke, just respect a few things:

Don’t smoke around me
Don’t try to make me smoke
Don’t breathe on me after you smoke

And no I probably wouldn’t date someone who is a smoker unless they’re trying to quit, and even then that’s iffy.

Anonymous asked: Smoking is good! It makes you feel good

Smoking is not good, if you think smoking is good you’re fucking deluded.

Anonymous asked: So you've never smoked weed?

No

Anonymous asked: Do you smoke?

No and I never will because smoking is fucking disgusting

Anonymous asked: i really wan't a stunner meal now (you) what

come 2 perf bby

Anonymous asked: are you a $4.95 meal from hjs? bc you're a stunner hahhahaha i'm so lonely love me pls

i will love you because that was a great pick up line and im stealing it

Anonymous asked: Does your dick hang low? Does it go down to the floor Can you tie it in a knot, Can you tie it in a bow Can you throw it over your shoulder like a fucking soldier Does your dick hang low?

Do yo dick hang low, do it wobble to the flo, do it feel real good when you stick it in a ho, can you throw it over yo shoulders, tote it like a radio. do yo dick hang lo


literally the worst song ever but funny as shit

Anonymous asked: Proove it :Г

no

Anonymous asked: Which youtubers do you find hot?

Chrissy Costanza. HaiLedaBear, Christina Grimmie, Hobbie Stuart (I went to school with a guy who looks exactly like him), and a few others whose names escape me

Anonymous asked: Wow thats huge

massive ding dong

stilinskisbutthole:

shadowpassion:

dropdeadalyss:

shadowpassion:

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism

You will never silence the voice of men, never.

You can not gain equality unless you give it.

Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.

I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.

Feminism is outdated.

Alright username: SHADOWPASSION. That’s right I’m calling you out fucker. Let’s have some motherfucking story-time from someone who has given birth TWICE.

My first child I was in labor at 12 o’clock in the fucking morning I didn’t even dilate until 6 am and finally gave birth at 3 o clock in the afternoon. Even with an epidural I was in so much pain I threw up 3 times, almost passed out twice and almost had to go into emergency c-section because it took way too damn long. MY second child I was in labor for 9 hours to the dot. EVEN WITH EPIDURALS YOU FEEL THE MOTHERFUCKING PAIN.

And don’t you even get me started on the pain AFTER I gave birth to them. It was the worst fucking pain I have ever experiences in my fucking 21 years of life.

Men who sit by in the delivery room, MEN who catcall women, Men whom think it’s the woman’s job to be a cutesy little housewife with 50 kids, MEN whom don’t get criticized for the decision of having children or not, MEN WHO DON’T PUSH OUT THE CHILDREN and MEN SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY FUCKING VAGINA.

I don’t think ANYONE but WOMEN WHO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE PAINS OF BEING FEMALE PHYSICAL OR NON-PHYSICAL, EVEN TRANS-WOMEN SHOULD HAVE SHIT TO SAY ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH WOMEN’S RIGHTS.

And if you got a problem with it you great big bag of dicks take it up with your MOTHER and ask her how it felt to push your ignorant ass into the fucking world.

Fuck you, you insignificant cunt. I hope someone will beat the fucking shit out of you for your bullshit ways

She does every friday night, in full BDSM getup. I enjoy it. :)

What the fuck is wrong with you

thebuttinventor:

thebuttinventor:

im going to eat carl

I MEANT CEREAL

carL nO!!11!

Anonymous asked: How big is your dick?

longer than your arm

yo kiddies my name is john and im an 18 year old from western australia.

be my friend i will play music for you and get you any food you want and listen to your problems

oh and i love alexis knapp she is my bae

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